Day 3 of 'The Gay Simple Life' begins when sexy guest star Dakota Payne, dressed in tighty-whities, sneaks into the boys room with the pups to wake them up. Although groggy and apprehensive of what's in store for them today, Josh and Calvin snap out of their morning funk when they see their sparkling white chef outfits. They immediately begin embellishing the starched white smocks, turning them into 'kitchen couture.' The superstars emerge from the house with their matching Chihuahuas and embark on their next adventure: the cupcake baking challenge. At a local catering company Josh, Calvin, Molly and Poop are greeted by Jonathan who shows them around the kitchen. Dakota and Josh lock eyes and decide 'fuck these cupcakes' they want each other instead! They find themselves alone in the kitchen so Josh and Dakota take the opportunity to work on their own batter. Dakota hops up on the counter to make out with Josh as both studs strip off clothes as they passionately kiss. Dakota lays back on the counter and hangs his head over the edge to take a throat fucking from Josh. They switch it up with Josh slurping on Dakota's dick before Josh lifts him up for an impressive standing 69, spread-eagle complete with an intense rim job on Dakota. Josh's spit lubes Dakota's tasty hole, as Josh lies him back on the stainless-steel counter and slides his huge uncut dick deep inside, fucking him raw. After they both spray cum all over each other and gobble up every drop, they sneak off to find Calvin and the pups. Jonathan, done catching up on work orders for the holiday season, comes back to find ass prints on his counter and evidence of a whole lot of bareback, ball-draining fun.